Know Before It Hits
Personalized transit alerts delivered to your Telegram, calculated from your exact natal chart using Swiss Ephemeris precision.
Actual alerts from @ramazing_bot
What an Alert Looks Like
♌ Saturn □ natal ♀ Venus
Saturn in Pisces → Natal Venus in Taurus
House: H7 — Partnerships
Orb: 0.82° | Exact in: 3.1d
Direction: ▶ Applying
🔗 Full Reading | 📓 /journal to capture how this feels
Your Chart, Your Transits
Not generic horoscopes. Every alert is calculated against your natal planet positions, house cusps, and angles using the same Swiss Ephemeris used by professional astrologers.
Priority Scoring
Pluto crossing your Ascendant is not the same as Mercury sextile your Jupiter. Our urgency engine scores every transit so you only get alerted when it matters.
Full Readings on Tap
Every alert links to a full AI reading synthesized from 17 classical astrology texts including Robert Hand and Steven Forrest. Not one-liners. Real interpretations.
Cosmic Journal
Reply /journal in the bot to capture how a transit feels in the moment. Your entries are timestamped with the exact sky snapshot. Over time, you build a map of your own patterns.
How It Works
Get Your Free Reading
Enter your birth details on our reading page. Your natal chart is computed and stored. This takes 30 seconds.
Subscribe to Cosmic Alerts
$9.99 per month. Cancel anytime. Your natal chart powers the transit engine the moment you subscribe.
Connect Telegram
After checkout, click the link to open our bot in Telegram. One tap and your alerts start flowing.
Live Your Chart
Receive alerts when significant transits are approaching. Each one links to a full reading. Journal your experience. Watch your patterns emerge.
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Questions
Do I need Telegram?
Yes. Telegram is free, fast, and available on every platform. It lets us deliver rich formatted alerts with links back to your full readings. Download it at telegram.org.
How often will I get alerts?
You get a daily digest every morning summarizing all active transits. Individual alerts fire when a significant transit enters a tight orb or reaches exactitude. Most people receive 2 to 5 individual alerts per week.
Can I choose which transits I care about?
Yes. Use /preferences in the bot to filter by aspect type (squares only, trines only, everything) and urgency level (critical only, high and above, everything). You control the volume.
What astrology system do you use?
Tropical zodiac, Placidus house system, Swiss Ephemeris for all calculations. The same precision used by professional astrologers worldwide.
Can I cancel?
Anytime. No contracts. Your alerts stop at the end of your billing period.